"Publicly, we say this site is hilarious, but we've desperately tried to figure out who created it because we're seething in private."

"I'm usually not sure of what's happening around me, but I'm pretty sure the Deep State caused all of it."

"I won't stand for development in this county unless it's my property that's up for sale. Then I'm all for it."

"My greatest strength is probably using people as a means to an end. And I guess my greatest weakness is trusting that the people I admitted this to wouldn't ever publish it on the internet."

"Our WWJD ('What Would Joanna Do?') pins really describe what we bring to the table as individuals."

"Using any minor inconvenience to fuel a tidal wave of unhinged lunacy."